Manderin translation ....!!!..ASAP..!!!.... thank you!!

[Big J]

Can someone please translate this into maderin (not cantonese) as soon as possible, it would be appriaciated. Thanks. Here is what I need translated:

Good luck in china and in vancouver, have fun in college and university. If you turn out to be a very rich man, please remember me. Remember to show your family and friends how to play hockey, and how to make your favorite canadian food; Pankakes. In 2008; me, you and your family are going to beijing to watch china lose to canada in the olympics.
goodbye,

from: Joel

[Joj]

1. in simplified chinese (mainly used in mainland China):

祝你在中国和温哥华幸运，并祝你的大学生活愉快。如果你成为一个很富有的人，请你记得我。记得教你的家人和朋友怎样打曲棍球，和怎样做你喜欢的加拿大小吃；煎饼。于2008年；我，你和你的家人将会去北京的奥运会看中国输给加拿大。
再见，
Joel


2. in traditional chinese (mainly used in Taiwan and Hong Kong):

祝你在中國和溫哥華幸運，並祝你的大學生活愉快．如果你成為一個很富有的人，請你記得我．記得教你的家人和朋友怎樣打曲棍球，和怎樣做你喜歡的加拿大小吃；煎餅．於2008年；我，你和你的家人將會去北京的奧運會看中國輸給加拿大．
再見，
Joel

Please note in both versions:
a. I only translate "have fun in university". I have no idea how to translate the word college.
b. I translate "how to make your favorite canadian snack" instead of "food", which is more fluent in Chinese.
c. I think "pankakes" is the typo of "pancake". I don't know how to translate "pankakes".

Hope this helps. ^_^

Joj

[I like English]

請問以下四句的英文怎麼說?

1. 一竿子打翻一船人

2. 忍氣吞聲

3. 驅逐出境

4. 讓出座位(在公車上)

謝謝!

Yun Ju

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[Dylan]

1. tar with the same brush
2a. (swallow one's pride) / 2b. (suffer in silence)
3. out of bounds(?)
4. give up one's seat

Dyl.

[kym]

Can you please translate the name Laura in Manderine.

Thank YOU!

[Dee Berman]

Happy Birthday Quintin
We wish you all the very best of chinese luck for the year to come
With love and happiness from all your friends.

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[Dee Berman]

Happy Birthday Quintin
We wish you all the very best of chinese luck for the year to come
With love and happiness from all your friends.

[Toni]

Please translate "Thank You"

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[Guest]

Please translate "Thank You"

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